my husband of twenty years: i love you
me: he’s just saying that to be nice
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Twin Peaks is WILD
may:
when you’re trying to confirm time sensitive plans with a friend and they’re not answering
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me: let me put on lipstick
boy: oh…I don’t like lipstick on girls
me:
(Source: ashley-nkole, via thebootydiaries)